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Who Will Hillary Call From Prison?
Old Prison Movies | 4/22/2016 | blueunicorn6

Posted on 04/22/2016 8:09:26 AM PDT by blueunicorn6

Who will Hillary Clinton call while she is in prison? No private Internet for our girl while she's in the slammer.

Will she call Bill? Will she call George Soros? Will she call the IRS Helpline?

I'm thinking that she will call Bernie Sanders and prank him.

"Hello, Bernie. I'm calling from the Association of Sanders Supporters to talk to you about joining our organization. For a mere $20 donation, you can join ASS. We like to think that you have to be an ASS to support Bernie."


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1 posted on 04/22/2016 8:09:26 AM PDT by blueunicorn6
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To: blueunicorn6

Dime to a doughnut that she’s never even tried. And, if she were tried soon enough, Obozo would give her a Presidential pardon and double jeopardy would make that the end of it. This kind of crap has to stop.


2 posted on 04/22/2016 8:12:38 AM PDT by econjack (I'm not bossy...I just know what you should be doing.)
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To: blueunicorn6

She’ll call Huma, who will ask their Saudi patrons to intervene.


3 posted on 04/22/2016 8:13:14 AM PDT by thoughtomator
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Pffft. She’s not going to jail. This vindictive b*tch will take the rest of DC with her. She’s too big to jail. Laws only apply to the schmucks, not to the demi-gods.


4 posted on 04/22/2016 8:13:56 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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To: blueunicorn6

Julian Castro


5 posted on 04/22/2016 8:14:08 AM PDT by stanne
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To: blueunicorn6
She will call a long time friend and donor - Donald Trump.
6 posted on 04/22/2016 8:16:38 AM PDT by builder (I don't want a piece of someone else's pie)
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Obama. The Clintons have got the goods on him.


7 posted on 04/22/2016 8:17:19 AM PDT by Savage Beast ("People who hate hate now appear to be more hateful than people who merely hate." ~Dennis Miller)
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To: econjack

OK!

I’ll put you down as,

“She’ll call to order a cheese pizza.”


8 posted on 04/22/2016 8:17:22 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

Better Call Saul.


9 posted on 04/22/2016 8:22:37 AM PDT by heights
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To: WKUHilltopper

OK!

I’ll put you down as,

“She’ll call her Bookie and put $100 on the portapotty truck to win the Kentucky Derby.”


10 posted on 04/22/2016 8:23:17 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

Her cabinet?


11 posted on 04/22/2016 8:27:56 AM PDT by Catmom (We're all gonna get the punishment only some of us deserve.)
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She will call her lesbian girlfriends, Goldman Sachs, and someone to ghost write another book for her. Oh and the person who is entrusted with keeping her overseas hidden money.
12 posted on 04/22/2016 8:28:06 AM PDT by Robert357 (D.Rather "Hoist with his own petard!" www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1223916/posts)
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She’s going to call her furniture?

I know she’s crazy, but that’s a little far.


13 posted on 04/22/2016 8:33:34 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

Lol


14 posted on 04/22/2016 8:34:37 AM PDT by Rusty0604
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To: blueunicorn6
If Hillary is incarcerated before January of 2017, the most important phone call of hers might go something like this:

Hillary: Barack, how about a pardon? Will a one million dollar wire transfer from our Foundation to yours do the trick?
Barack: (silence)

Hillary: Two million? How about three million?
Barack: Keep working those numbers. I'll get back to you.

15 posted on 04/22/2016 9:02:39 AM PDT by Leaning Right (Why am I holding this lantern? I am looking for the next Reagan.)
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The FBI is as crooked as she and bill. She’ll never get prosecuted.


16 posted on 04/22/2016 9:23:16 AM PDT by SaraJohnson
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To: SaraJohnson

OK!

I’ll put you down as,

“She’ll call the Psychic Hotline and ask what day it will be tomorrow.”


17 posted on 04/22/2016 9:43:06 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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