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Pentagon worried about strategic nerd shortage on electronic battlefield
DuffleBlog ^ | 3/30/2016 | unnamed

Posted on 04/16/2016 5:29:22 PM PDT by CtBigPat

As the U.S. military prepares to fight the wars of the future, many of the most effective warriors will very likely be keyboard warriors, far behind the lines of combat. According to Lt. Gen. Edward C. Cardon, the head of U.S. Army Cyber Command, however, the U.S “nerd inventory” is at an all time low.

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TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Military/Veterans; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: cybercommand; nerd
“The key to getting strong cyber warriors is allowing neck beards, fedoras, and Cheeto dust as standard uniform accessories.” said Church. “Want to get the best white hat hackers? Stop testing for weed, stop testing for body fat.”
1 posted on 04/16/2016 5:29:22 PM PDT by CtBigPat
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To: CtBigPat

King: The peasants are revolting!

King: Kill off the peasants!

King: What do you mean by “You don’t have a kingdom?”


2 posted on 04/16/2016 5:32:29 PM PDT by WMarshal (Trump 2016)
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Geez. I guess they’d better bring in a bunch of H1B parasites to make big money, maintain dual citizenship, vote for leftist Democrats, and plan on moving back to their home countries when the economy here finally flatlines.

You know, because they can’t possibly find a handful of Americans out of 300,000,000 capable of this type of work.


3 posted on 04/16/2016 5:33:43 PM PDT by Ghost of Philip Marlowe (Carter...Reagan...Bush...Clinton....Bush....Carter....BUSH? / CLINTON? STOP THE INSANITY!)
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No cyber warriors...but plenty of hair stylists and interior decorators.

4 posted on 04/16/2016 5:34:03 PM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Obamanomics:Trickle Up Poverty)
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What person in their right mind would take orders from Obama?


5 posted on 04/16/2016 5:35:53 PM PDT by thoughtomator
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To: Gay State Conservative

Don’t you dare try to shoot me or I’ll come to your house and ‘redecorate’”.


6 posted on 04/16/2016 5:36:27 PM PDT by RushIsMyTeddyBear (<<<<<<< he no longer IS my 'teddy bear'.)
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Perhaps they could start by advertising here:

or here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/

7 posted on 04/16/2016 5:37:43 PM PDT by CtBigPat (Free Republic - The grown-ups table of the internet.)
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This is satire, correct?


8 posted on 04/16/2016 5:46:21 PM PDT by Wyrd bið ful aræd (Don't Tread On Me)
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To: Wyrd bið ful aræd
This is satire, correct?

Apparently not.

9 posted on 04/16/2016 5:52:00 PM PDT by CtBigPat (Free Republic - The grown-ups table of the internet.)
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A nerd gap?

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10 posted on 04/16/2016 5:54:00 PM PDT by golux
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11 posted on 04/16/2016 6:14:17 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: Wyrd bið ful aræd

Well, it is from the Duffle Blog.


12 posted on 04/16/2016 6:34:38 PM PDT by GrootheWanderer
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Trump will make America great again. He will get rid of all of those illegal alien nerds and replace them with hard working, red blooded American nerds. Then America will be great again.


13 posted on 04/16/2016 6:37:50 PM PDT by markomalley (Nothing emboldens the wicked so greatly as the lack of courage on the part of the good -- Leo XIII)
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You know, because they can’t possibly find a handful of Americans out of 300,000,000 capable of this type of work.

Sorry, but this will be more than a handful, more like tens of thousands or even far more highly skilled IT security workers.

I've been working in IT for 30 years, and I'm now looking at moving into security.

Even to most IT workers, "security" is a nebulous, broad term. But from my investigation so far, there are a great many branches, and it's doubtful that anyone could become a really effective "jack of all trades." Most organized security systems are accomplished by teams, and the people who make up those teams are not just people you'll find out on the streets. Just like some people have to have a certain way of thinking to be successful at a certain type of job, so do really good IT workers, and an even smaller subset of them are really the sort of person who would excel at security.

Sure, it's possible to put together teams of people who aren't security masterminds, as long as their leaders are. But cyber-attacks are much like terrorists, in that they only need to succeed once, while the defenders have to stop every attack.

Mark

14 posted on 04/16/2016 7:58:10 PM PDT by MarkL (Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
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