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Police: Runaway Goat Sought 'Caffeine Fix' at Starbucks
UPI ^ | April 11, 2016 | Ben Hooper

Posted on 04/11/2016 12:49:39 PM PDT by nickcarraway

Police in California said a call about an unusual loiterer at a Starbucks cafe led to the wayward pet goat being reunited with her family.

The Rohnert Park Police Department said the town's emergency dispatcher received calls early Sunday about a loose goat wandering around Wolf Den Plaza and further calls soon revealed the animal had walked right into the plaza's Starbucks cafe.

The on-duty sergeant responded about 5:12 a.m. and found the goat enjoying a nice meal of cardboard boxes inside the Starbucks.

"The goat apparently needed a caffeine fix," police said in a Facebook post.

A second post later in the day revealed the goat had been reunited with her family.

The 11-year-old goat, named Milly, was found to live only two houses away from the plaza. Her owners said they are planning to build a fence to prevent Milly from escaping a second time.


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1 posted on 04/11/2016 12:49:39 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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2 posted on 04/11/2016 12:51:40 PM PDT by Donglalinger
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moslem spouse jokes to begin in 3...2...1...


3 posted on 04/11/2016 12:54:32 PM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was blind but now I see...)
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To: Elsie

Yer goats got loose.


4 posted on 04/11/2016 12:54:47 PM PDT by Utah Binger (Ancestral Puebloan Xeroid)
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Goat on too much grande


5 posted on 04/11/2016 12:56:24 PM PDT by Daffynition ("We have the fight of our lives coming up to save our nation!" ~ Jim Robinson)
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6 posted on 04/11/2016 1:17:51 PM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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7 posted on 04/11/2016 1:37:45 PM PDT by Slyfox (Donald Trump's First Principle is the Art of the Deal)
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It's 10:00 PM, do you know where your kid is?


....eating your homework....

8 posted on 04/11/2016 1:55:45 PM PDT by Daffynition ("We have the fight of our lives coming up to save our nation!" ~ Jim Robinson)
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hysterical, too much Valium..
9 posted on 04/11/2016 6:00:54 PM PDT by goat granny
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awe that is so cute, just as long as it doesn’t pee..


10 posted on 04/11/2016 6:02:48 PM PDT by goat granny
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Reminds me of the time my two grandkids polished off a whole box of Lucky Charms.


11 posted on 04/11/2016 6:09:11 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (The GOPe deserve nothing more than a middle finger)
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I do not drink coffee at home.'

I get all my caffine from Coke® and other products.

We do have coffee for guests when gatherings occur.

I'll have to try the leftover coffee on the goats to see the reaction I'll get.

12 posted on 04/11/2016 6:56:47 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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The on-duty sergeant responded about 5:12 a.m. and found the goat enjoying a nice meal of cardboard boxes inside the Starbucks.

Yup!

This is EXACTLY what my 3 would do: eat the boxes!!

Milly looks very much like my Jack; who is 7 now.


13 posted on 04/11/2016 7:00:22 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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Looks like Casper!!


14 posted on 04/11/2016 7:03:37 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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You run the risk of days of diarrhea. I had a female yearling that scoured over the least little thing that upset her....Pepto Bishmo didn’t help her...You are a brave man charlie brown .....alias Elsie


15 posted on 04/11/2016 7:15:11 PM PDT by goat granny
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That deserves a pancake! ;)


16 posted on 04/11/2016 9:13:24 PM PDT by Daffynition ("We have the fight of our lives coming up to save our nation!" ~ Jim Robinson)
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The rabbit already caught his pancake...



17 posted on 04/12/2016 4:10:31 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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I’ve never noticed any of my goats having an ability to catch something edible tossed at them.

Maybe being a prey animal does not require the skill set of a predator: the knack of determining just the moving meal will be a few milliseconds from where it is now.


18 posted on 04/12/2016 4:13:28 AM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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I love it! A meme begets memes...and so it goes....ad infinitum.

Great fun.


19 posted on 04/12/2016 8:09:19 AM PDT by Daffynition ("We have the fight of our lives coming up to save our nation!" ~ Jim Robinson)
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To: Elsie
The wonders of photoshop. :)


*Pigoatso*

20 posted on 04/12/2016 8:11:54 AM PDT by Daffynition ("We have the fight of our lives coming up to save our nation!" ~ Jim Robinson)
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