Heck, Helen Keller, Ray Charles or Stevie Wonder would never notice.
“Sir, those are just military decals, like the fake bullet holes in the glass. They’re supposed to look like that. Just add some camo paint, and you’re good-to-go for a fun Prepper weekend. Honest!”
Heh.
If I did that to my truck, the video would definitely have to be rated NC-17.