well, I remember one day when Melrose was up on the hill in the field fenced off from the heifers. My uncle put jackboy up there with him. He had been down with the cows.
Later that morning a pick up pulling a trailer arrived down below and they unloaded a magnificent new bull. As soon as he was in the pasture he headed over to the heifers and started sniffing around to try to get it on.
Poor naive Jackboy did like you said, he tore off down the hill trailing the barb wire and attacked the new bull. He was beaten to a pulp and put back up the hill with ol melville. Melville asked what in the world provoked you to attack that new bull? He has 300 pounds on you
Jackboy, licking his wounds allowed “ I wanted for him to be sure I wasn’t a cow”
OMG, that is hee-larious!