Who isn’t going to get a kick out of this? I think the last one must be an “add on” as I don’t recall that in the original....
I will add my 2 cents - men are happier because the female’s job is to keep track of EVERYTHING and has the job of reminding the male about EVERYTHING. He knows she’ll remember and he won’t have to. As they grow older, it gets to be even more so.
I actually have to be the one who reminds her of upcoming appointments and relatives' birthdays, anniversaries, etc. I don't actually do the remembering -- that's what calendar apps are for. I just pass it along.
For instance, his phone, car keys, checkbook, shoes,and toothpick? Or that special ‘will cherish forever’ artifact saved since childhood? :-/ Not only are women expected to nurse the wounded, they are also to fill the ‘hunting hound’ notch as well.
It isn’t that men can’t remember things. It’s just that the things women remember are trivial. Things like birthdays, anniversaries, what you wore on your first date, your children’s names ... Useless stuff like that.
Whereas men remember the important things. Like the firing order of a small-block Chevy and Joe Namath’s lifetime passing percentage.
Your femaleness is showing.
A man's chore list has no more than 3 items.
When he finishes, he makes a new list.
Except that the husband had best not inquire of the wife as to when is this event is...or that event or what time does it start. That'd be right about when the fight started.