Posted on 03/30/2016 4:48:10 AM PDT by V K Lee
Oh, and I’m a lucky guy, my wife hates malls more than I do.
Joysticks
AND
remote controls :-)) If married, two of these are ALWAYS a good idea. ESPECIALLY TV REMOTE!
Yep. To counter vibration. Opposing cylinders along the transverse and longitudinal axes.
The corollary: you can ALWAYS avoid carrying the purse.
What if your wife loses both her arms?
She can wear a very large fanny pack. Which is in no way a comment on the size of her fanny ...
“”Oh...I get the “huhs” too. (Not that young meself). I simply refuse to repeat myself. I’ve tried repeating myself at 70-80dB but that doesn’t go over well.””
That’s for sure. I get, “WHY ARE YOU YELLING?”
Just results in more sighing and eye rolling on my part!
They truly leave us no alternative but to clam up and let them figure it out for themselves. BUT we are the ones who have to listen to the diatribe when they do run out of gas!
At least you didn’t tell him to ask for directions.... That’s a No No.... We want to hear from the first man here who HAS asked for directions.
Haha! Reminds me of an old joke;
Old gentleman: "Doc, I think my wife is going deaf."
Doc: "Well, how deaf is she?"
Man: "I don't know but it's getting worse."
Doc: "Well, try this. Stand about 30 feet from her and say something when her back is turned."
Man: "Yeah, then what?"
Doc: "Then if she doesn't respond, move closer and try again."
Man: "Ok."
Doc: "Keep doing that until she responds. Then come see me with the result."
Man: "Ok. I'll do that."
So the next night, the old guy sees his wife at the stove fixing supper and stands about 30 feet away in the hallway.
He says, "Hey honey, what's for supper?"
He gets no response so he moves closer by about 10 feet.
"Hey honey, what's for supper?"
Again, no response, he moves to within ten feet of her and says, "Hey honey, what's for supper?"
His wife then turns around and says, "By golly you deaf old fart! I already told ya twice...CHICKEN!"
That’s funny.....
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