My Grandma used to say that, too.
Right before they hauled her off to the nut house.
She was never eaten by a dinosaur, though.
She died captaining a pirate ship.
Which pirate ship? Give me space time coordinates and me and my merry band of time traveling midgets will go and try and save her. Might have to leave Grumpy behind. If we go save her will you babysit Grumpy. Won’t be a second. Heck we can even be back before we leave. If we aren’t back before you expect us, Grumpy is your problem.
Hey! I know her!
Red hat and coat, long curly hair, great mustache, never puts her right foot down....
Yeah, we go WAAAAY back!