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Posted on 03/24/2016 7:48:23 AM PDT by Impala64ssa
A feminist picnic turned into a complete disaster yesterday after none of the women brought any sandwiches.
The picnic was supposed to celebrate the capabilities of women in a safe, women-only environment, but things didn’t quite go as planned.
With the sun hanging high in the sky it seemed to be perfect weather for a picnic. But the seven proud feminist friends were in for a big surprise when none of them brought any food at all.
‘I brought a communal picnic hamper for us to all throw in the food we’d brought. I was expecting the usual picnic fare: sandwiches, crisps, a nice fruit salad, and so on – but no-one else brought a single thing. Not so much as a sausage. I was even more furious about my lot in life than usual. I ended up storming off and shame eating three Big Macs from the nearest McDonalds. I’m a vegetarian so it was particularly galling for me to have to do that,’ said picnic organiser Rachel Queen.
The other six women refused to accept the responsibility though, each loudly proclaiming that making sandwiches wasn’t a job exclusively for women. They all managed to turn the blame for the gigantic cock up onto men.
‘Men have turned food preparation into a subservient role to be forced upon women. I never make my own food, that is just one of the many interesting ways I fight the patriarchy,’ said non-sandwich maker Roberta Brooke.
All future feminist picnics have been cancelled.
More truth than fiction in your little satire today and very funny.
so Stupid can make you hungry
They blamed men. I love happy endings.
My guy was laughing about how he has to be the one to make sandwiches the other day. He said he’s ok with that. It was funny to me because he was eating stuffed pork chops that I had made for him when he said it. We have a deal. I do the actual cooking and if he wants a sandwich, he makes them.
women can’t make a Real sandwich anyway
Gigantic snicker, for the missing apostrophe...
- not ‘. Duh.
It's spelled, "sammich."
sorry
Fix me a turkey pot pie bitch!
I’d be happy to make them some Ex Lax brownies. Maybe they would be less full of it then.
This British satire site has micro-agressed me by referring to sausages and men at the same outing :<€
“...no one else brought a thing. Not so much as a sausage.”
Bada-bing!
San Carlos de Beriloche is the town that many believe Hitler lived in until his death. Eva Braun lived there until her death around 2004.
There is a group called SharkHunters.com that take tours there of his home and the town every year. Go to the site for lots of pictures. These are serious people from Germany and the United States.
Look it up. I believe it, much more than the Indonesia story.
Sorry, my internet is all messed up today.
“but no-one else brought a single thing. Not so much as a sausage. “
hehe I see what was done there.
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