On January 21, 2017 Donald Trump walked into the Oval Office. He was surprised to find Hillary Clinton there, as she had lost the election.
“I lost?” said a shocked Hillary. “Damn, that’s what I get for only watching NBC.”
On his first day in office, President Trump received a phone call from Pyongyang. “I scared, man,” said the North Korean leader. “When you gonna nuke us?”
“Relax, dude, we can make a deal. You ever dealt blackjack? It’s simple. You just keep putting cards out until you reach 17. But if you get past 21, you lose.”
“Hey, that’s almost like living in North Korea. You probably make it to 17. If you get past 21, you lose.”
Wow! Those were both good!