Not today
Well, in the old days, probably. Ireland’s bars were all closed by law on St. Pat’s day, until the early 1960s.
-JT
The devil visited Trump Casino and engaged Donald Trump in conversation. “If you follow me,” said Donald, “I will give you any one thing I have except my current wife.”
“Well this is a first,” said the devil. “I usually make these offers. But fine, I’ll take your next wife. And when you see us at the roulette table later, you’ll be pi**ed, man.”