Probably more truth in that than not.....
you are a terrible Joke teller...:^)
Let’s review Hillary’s expert imitation of “The Junkyard Dawg”; “Bow Wow-wow! Bow-Wow-Wow!!”
You win, Mrs. Clinton. You had me thinking it was a real dog,
looking for scraps!
groan... :)
This is only the beginning you know. Trump has the slogan with the word that ends in an -ate sound. Cruz has embraced a slogan pairing an ending of -ted.
Lots of rhyme possibilities in both cases!
Darth Trump on youtube is a Trump voice over of various Star Wars clips. Gets the body motion and attitude just right, but with very different dialogue.
It’s comic relief.
No wookies were hurt in the making of that spoof video.
I thought your joke was pretty gouda.
Since all the crazy libs are comparing Trump to Hitler, I am reminded of a joke that was actually attributed to Hitler, as described at http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/2185507/Adolf-Hitler-told-bad-jokes-about-Nazi-friends.html.
To “get” the joke, you have to understand something about German military rank. In particular, what we would call 2nd and 1st of a rank (e.g., lieutenant), the Germans would call “unter” (under) and “ober” (over).
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His favourite victim was the Luftwaffe chief Herman Goering, who was notoriously fond of awarding himself medals and decorations.
According to the book by the last surviving member of his bunker, Hitler recounted how Mrs Goering found her husband waving a baton over his underwear in the bedroom and asked him what he was doing.
“He replied: “I am promoting my underpants to OVERpants””, Hitler then joked.
If he wins, I’ll borrow money from a bank in Utah and open an Italian deli. It will be a Provo loan.
A: Put traitorous trade deals in the front yard.
I asked who he planned to vote for in the primaries, thinking either Hillary or Bernie.
"Why, Trump of course!" he replied.
This is actually true!
What’s a FReeper’s favorite rimshot?
Ba-BUMP-TRUMP!
I hear the GOPe is going to finally crack down on illegal immigration.
Yeah, they’re trying to find a way to toss Donald Trump out of the Republican Party!
Donald Trump visited the National Zoo recently and was shown every variety animal in their possession by one of the guides. But both the elephant and rhino pens were empty.
“Where’d they go?” queried a puzzled Trump
“Well, sir. It’s been so long...” replied the guide sheepishly. “No one here remembers what elephant even looks like. But all the rhinos are over on Capitol Hill.
Thanks, folks! You’ve been great! I’ll be here all week. Try the veal—and don’t forget to tip your waitress!
And here I thought he was talking about too much importing of foreign iron and steel as in make American grates again.
This is a must-see, Star Wars with Trump overdubs.
Darth Trump — Auralnauts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU_Jdts5rL0
Two days back, there was picture from some place with “Make America Grate Again”