[Cementjungle]

You’re supposed to EAT bagels, not inhale them!

[ThomasThomas]

With some people inhaling and eating are synonymous.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Exactly! just stop smoking bagels!

[jospehm20]

That is what I was thinking.

[rdl6989]

I wonder if Bill Clinton inhaled bagels?

[jim35]

“You’re supposed to EAT bagels, not inhale them!”

Finally, the voice of reason emerges.

[SaveFerris]

[You’re supposed to EAT bagels, not inhale them!]

I KNEW I was doing something wrong!!! They kept getting stuck in my nose, too!!

[Elsie]

You’re supposed to EAT bagels, not inhale them!

Dog gone!

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

Re “You’re supposed to EAT bagels, not inhale them”.

Liberals will smoke anything.

That’s why you eat smoked salmon (LOX) with a bagel. They probably inhaled LOX - Liquid Oxygen with their bagels. That would explain the cancer.

Schmucks.

I had a corned beef sandwich the other day that would make a “believer” of an atheist. Hot, right from the corning barrel, trimmed, on real rye with mustard (then added coleslaw and mayo/ketchup to make it a Reuben.).

Also had a fresh “coddie” (mustard on crackers) and a kosher hot dog wrapped in kosher bologna and mustard on a real hotdog roll.

All for less than $13.00. Weiss’s deli on Lombard Street in East Baltimore, my old haunt since the early 50’s.

Eat your hearts out, you Oscar Meyer weiner weinies. (They aren’t bad, as a substitute).