333 DAYS (EXACTLY HALF of the Number Of The Obama)

2/22/2016 | By Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

It is 333 days, 3 hours, 33 minutes, 33 seconds until the arrogant imperious petty henious destructive Islamic malevolent anti-American sissified evil supercilious angry incompetent Supreme-Court-destroying middle-finger-waving socialist petulant deviant Constitution-ignoring malignant narcissist noxious Saboteur-In-Chief illegal hideous communist gay crack-smoking pernicious Kenyan crypto-muslim dictator President "Stompy-Foot" Obama leaves office.
That is:
333 days
7995 hours
479733 minutes
28783948 seconds

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[Lazamataz]

Today is EXACTLY HALF of the Number of the Obama, which is, of course, 666. It is also 2/22, which makes it a super-special day.

In honor of this day, we are having THE CONTEST! :)

CONTEST DAY!

Be the first person to find the new Obama-descriptor, and post it on the thread, and you get to offer the next descriptor word!

Rules for the word offering:

1. The new descriptor word is found in the first (run-on) sentence. It is a new word added from yesterday's sentence.
2. The first person that posts the new word in this thread is the CONTEST WINNER.
3. The winner does not need to be in my CEO Ping List, but it is highly encouraged that you are. We don't take KINDLY to no FURREIGNERS round THESE PARTS.
4. It must be a modifier or descriptor single word, such as 'crass' or 'uncool'; or it can be a group of words linked by hyphen, such as 'out-of-control'.
5. It cannot be a variation on Obama's name, such as OTrauma or Obozo, because his name is already in the paragraph.
6. Please offer words that actually exist, not, for example, the witty but unfitting 'stupidcallousfragilewristedmuslimhalitosis'.
7. No swearing contributions, even if asterisked out.
8. Only the winner may contribute, and only one word or word-group.
9. If a word-group is offered, please keep the individual words to three or under.

Thanks, good luck, and HAPPY HUNTING!

[Lazamataz]

Ok, ok, I admit I adjusted this line a little: "It is 333 days, 3 hours, 33 minutes, 33 seconds"

LOL! I saw 3 hours and 30 minutes and I had to modify it a little.

Hee hee hee hee....

CONTEST DAY!!!!

[b4its2late]

Hahahaha, yep, you got that right!! 333.....

[Lazamataz]

Obama cannot even get the Mark of the Beast right. Poseur. LOL

[Servant of the Cross]

333 DAYS (EXACTLY HALF of the Number Of The Obama)

I see what you did there.

                         666

[Tennessee Nana]

noxious is the new word

[Tennessee Nana]

[Lazamataz]

HOLD THE CALLS! WE HAVE A WINNAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

(ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding)

[Tennessee Nana]

YYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS

[Servant of the Cross]

noxious is the new word

Why does 0bama smell like sulfur?

[Lazamataz]

Laz: “Annnnnnd there is the winning contestant dancing happily in the aisles at our show, The Word Is Right! Rob Rowdy, what has she won?”

Rob: “A BRAND NEW WORD!!!!” (curtain lifts, crowd gasps)

Rob: “That’s right, Laz, Tennessee Nana gets to choose tomorrow’s word or word-group for inclusion into the Countdown Thread IN PERPETUITY!”

Laz: “That’s a tough word, Rob, Purple-tooity. I do see she’s wearing purple, so I guess it fits!”

[Lazamataz]

See, there ARE benefits to never wandering from Free Republic. You got to the contest first! And if you are like me, the other benefits include never sleeping or showering or eating.

[zzwhale]

DUNG BEETLE

[Lazamataz]

If that is your word you found, you A) were too late, and B) were wrong.

If that is the word you submitted for inclusion, it fails because A) it is a noun and not an adjective and B) you were not the contest winner.

I need to include the Noun-Vs.-Adjective guidence in the rules.

[Phlap]

It is 333 days, 3 hours, 33 minutes, 33 seconds until the arrogant imperious petty heinous destructive Islamic malevolent anti-American ... gay crack-smoking pernicious Kenyan crypto-Muslim dictator President "Stompy-Foot" Obama leaves office.

And is almost certainly replaced by Herself. Alas the horror.

[Lazamataz]

Be of good cheer! None of us knows if we see tomorrow....

[mplsconservative]

Been living with the 666 since Odinga has been in office.

[Tennessee Nana]

and the new word is:

Christophobic

[Lazamataz]

WHOOOOO HOOOO

Stay tuned, everyone. You will see Tennessee Nana’s new word, “Christophobic”, in tomorrow’s post! :)

[al baby]

yippers