Press the GPS Auto Land button?
bttt
I’d be frantically looking for that button!
Sounds like a PLAN.
Now, to FIND said button...aye, there's the rub.
One would HOPE that said button is VERY large, VERY obvious and has "Press here, idiot!" written on it in garish green.
Jump out of the plane with the parachute and wish the passed out pilots a great in flight lunch and a good landing.