Woman bites into ‘waferless’ KitKat, demands lifetime supply (Islam)

http://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/woman-bites-into-waferless-kitkat-demands-lifetime-supply/news-story/193426f8c7eb197f632dee682f3f5e1b ^ | February 2, 2016

[Lera]

BITING into a KitKat, Saima Ahmad was shocked to find a solid block of chocolate instead of a wafery crunch. Now she wants justice.

The 20-year-old law student from London is demanding Nestle compensate her with a lifetime supply of KitKats, ITV news reports.

Ms Ahmad, who bought a pack of eight KitKats for £2 ($4), is threatening legal action if she doesn't get her demand. She's backing up her claim of "monetary and emotional" loss over the incident by quoting case law going back to the 1930s.

"The truth of the matter is; manufacturers owe a duty of care to consumers," she wrote in her letter to Nestle.

[Lera]

Well ain't she special

[Kozak]

A lifetime of kit kats with Porky goodness...

[Vision Thing]

She’s a victimhoodlum.

[Blood of Tyrants]

How does she manage to muster the courage to carry on after such a tragedy?

[dfwgator]

Give me a break.

[4yearlurker]

Sheesh...give me a break.

[Blood of Tyrants]

BTW, I think Great Britain has a loser pays for the winner’s lawyer so I doubt that she’ll find many lawyers to take up the case.

[alloysteel]

Could have been a larva of some kind of meal-worm....

Is there something in the Koran about biting into a confection and finding it not to your taste?

I believe England still has a “loser pays” policy in civil actions.

[hal ogen]

She needs her “ass kicked” (to paraphrase the comedian, George Wallace). What an idiot.

[Vigilanteman]

Justice would be what the CHUCKLES company did for me years ago. I bought a bar in the vending machine at work and discovered it was one Chuckles short, the lemon flavor, if I recall. I sent them the wrapper and a calm letter explaining the problem. A couple of weeks later, UPS delivered me a box of a dozen with a polite reply and thank you letter for catching a quality problem with the dispensing machine on that production line.

I still get a chuckle when I think about it and still look for Chuckles during those increasingly rare times I put money in a vending machine. Haven't seen them in years, unfortunately.

[detective]

I think she made the story up, or someone made it up for her.

I wouldn’t give her anything.

[Baynative]

Bring back Public humiliation. It's both appropriate and a good way to dispose of rotten fruit.

[TruthWillWin]

Hope she has to pay the expenses for this frivolous lawsiut.

[Scrambler Bob]

Just how many is a lifetime supply?

Grant the request, to be collected one at a time at the factory. Turn in wrapper off last one. During working hours only.

[albie]

I once bought a bag of Match Light coals, only to discover that were damp and wouldn’t light.

The store refused me credit or even a new bag. Match Light responded to my polite letter with a gift certificate for $20 worth of ML.

The corner store I bought it from is out of business. Match Light is doing very well.

[bolobaby]

You win the internet today, just narrowly beating out 4yearlurker.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Give the poor lass what she wants! Tie her to a bench, put a horse speculum in her mouth,, and fill her with Kit Kats! Nothing more, Kit Kats till she spews.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Little does she know that the wafer is sugar in fried bacon grease.

[PGR88]

The wafer is there for filling mostly because its a lot cheaper than real chocolate.

[wyowolf]

Ok, so other than being an idiot what does Islame have to do with this???