Or
1. Bloomberg runs Independent as write-in.
2. Biden runs Democrat as write-in after Hillary wins primary then drops out.
3. Trump wins primary but then does not win majority of the Electoral College after weeks of manual ballot counting.
4. Trump dies of a massive heart attack (his doctor lied).
5. Biden has a brain hemorage (finally).
6. House and Senate must select Bloomberg as prez.
7. Pepsi and Coke go bankrupt.
8. Diabetes is cured.
A+ Very imaginative and funny! Actually, anything seems possible in this wild and wacky election cycle!