Yea...my wife hates it, but I still married her...
The most brutal test involves their
response to the Three Stooges.
From Cheers:
Sam: Everything I do is to impress women or revolves around sex. I guess I’m nothing more than a hot, manly machine of love.
Coach: Wait! what about the Stooges?
Sam: They’re ok. they’re over at Cliff’s.
Coach: No, no, Sam. what about the Three Stooges?
Sam: I like the Three Stooges. that really helps.
Coach: Wait. think about this.
Coach: Do women like the Three Stooges?
Sam: No, they hate them.
Coach: All right.
Coach: Are women impressed that you like them?
Sam: No. some of them even think they’re stupid.
Coach: When you’re watching the Stooges, do you think they’re sexy?
Sam: When you watch the Stooges, nobody has time to think about sex or women.
Sam: Hey, wait a minute. That means there’s another interest in my life. I like the Stooges for themselves. Hey, whoa. I’m ok.