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[Travis T. OJustice]

HAPPY FRIDAY!!

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In before 10!

[Redcitizen]

Top. Twenty! Thanks for the humor and may all have a great Friday.

[Heartlander]

[left that other site]

Good Morning!

:-)

[PROCON]

OMG, just HOW did you get access to my E-Mail account?

I'm waiting breathlessly for my well deserved winnings from the U.N. and the FBI.

And after not paying my mortgage or car payment for 4 months so I could afford the small, multiple collectors fees, I really hope I get it today or tomorrow. (Kids are getting hungry)

Still waiting....waiting....waiting

I'm so LUCKY!

[bert]

I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic. A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims shouting Anti-American slogans with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car and a “Remember 9-11” slogan spray painted on the side was stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, “Allah Akbar! Praise Allah! Death to America” and took off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself:

“Man... that coulda been me!”
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.So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.

[TomGuy]

Posted in the LIVE debate thread last evening by Sgt_Schultze

[Heartlander]

[Heartlander]

I gotta make one of these - Roman Candle Minigun

[JRios1968]

There was this gas station in “redneck country” trying to increase it’s sales, so the owner put up a sign saying “Free Sex with Fill-up.”

Soon a “redneck” customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10, and if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.

The buyer guessed 8 and the proprietor said, “No, you were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no free sex this time but maybe next time”.

Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his buddy this time, pulled in again for a fill-up, and again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again gave him the same story and asked him to guess the correct number.

The man guessed 2 this time, and the proprietor said, “Sorry, it was 3. You were close but no free sex this time”.

As they were driving away, the driver said to his buddy, “I think that game is rigged and he doesn’t give away free sex.”

The buddy replied, “No, it’s not rigged — my wife won twice last week.”

[relentlessly]

"Some of Mrs. Clinton's struggles are self-imposed. She's a real-world, political version of Pig-Pen, trailing along her own cloud of scandal dust."

KIMBERLEY A. STRASSEL (Wall Street Journal)