[immadashell]

Let me guess, the EPA will declare gravity a pollutant.

It's much worse than that. The IRS has plans to tax everyone who still has their feet on the ground. They have advance notification from John Roberts that the tax is not unconstitutional.

[dfwgator]

The IRS has plans to tax everyone who still has their feet on the ground.

If you drive a car, I'll tax the street,
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat.
If you get too cold I'll tax the heat,
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet.