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Thief stuffs python down his pants at pet store
AP via NYPOST ^
| 01/12/16
| AP
Posted on 01/12/2016 1:05:17 PM PST by DFG
PORTLAND, Ore. — A snake thief smuggled a 2-foot-long python from a Portland pet store by stuffing it down his pants.
Sgt. Greg Stewart said no arrests have been made in Friday’s theft. But Christin Bjugan, an owner of A to Z pet store, said video surveillance has helped viewers and police detectives identify a suspect, and she expects to have the snake returned soon.
“We know who did it,†she said Monday. “We know where he lives, we know where he works, we know all about him and his girlfriend. We’re just waiting to get our snake back.â€
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: portland; python; snake; thingsinpants
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posted on
01/12/2016 1:05:17 PM PST
by
DFG
To: DFG
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posted on
01/12/2016 1:06:15 PM PST
by
nwrep
To: DFG
No, I’m just happy to see you.
To: DFG
To: DFG
"We know where he lives is gonna be living one day soon if he keeps this caca up!"
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posted on
01/12/2016 1:07:23 PM PST
by
Paladin2
To: DFG
Is that a python down your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
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posted on
01/12/2016 1:07:28 PM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(Is Ted Cruz a US citizen? Yeah? Then Shut Up and Sit Down.)
To: DFG
"we know all about him and his girlfriend."There's a helluva practical joke there.
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posted on
01/12/2016 1:07:28 PM PST
by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: DFG
A snake thief smuggled a 2-foot-long python from a Portland pet store by stuffing it down his pants. "That's just for decoration, baby.. that's it and that's all!"
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posted on
01/12/2016 1:07:48 PM PST
by
humblegunner
(NOW with even more AWESOMENESS)
To: DFG
Hey buddy,that’s some trouser snake you got there.
9
posted on
01/12/2016 1:08:10 PM PST
by
Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
To: DFG
Wait until the constrictions start.
To: DFG
You might be a herpetologist if you have a certain STD and stuff a python down your pants.
To: DFG
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posted on
01/12/2016 1:08:53 PM PST
by
mrs. a
(It's a short life but a merry one...)
To: posterchild
Oh wait, it’s not a boa...
To: DFG
I got arrested when I pulled a python out of my pants in a pet store.
Somebody really needs to clarify the rules.
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posted on
01/12/2016 1:10:31 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.)
To: DFG
The new definition of snake in your pants...
To: All
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posted on
01/12/2016 1:12:12 PM PST
by
musicman
(Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
To: DFG
Is that a python in your pocket or are you just , well, hung?
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posted on
01/12/2016 1:12:17 PM PST
by
NormsRevenge
(SEMPER FI!! - Monthly Donors Rock!!)
To: DFG
I was kinda hoping that MR. Snakey would SCHLONG that stupid doooooosh kid!
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posted on
01/12/2016 1:12:45 PM PST
by
bobby.223
(Retired up in the snowy mountains of the American Redoubt and it's a great life!)
To: Attention Surplus Disorder
“Hey, Hon...Mmm-mmm, those pills really work!”
To: DFG
“..no arrests have been made in Friday’s theft”
Perhaps they are waiting for the police lineup. I would think the side view would be useful. But that would be profiling, wouldn’t it?
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