This has to be a lie. Nothing gets cooked at Applebees.
We call it Crapplebees.
Last time I ate at one while on the road, my chicken was burned to a crisp and the cook covered up his artwork with cheese. Better than a finger, though.
I’m shocked there’s actually knives in the kitchen. Everything comes prepackaged and ready to toss in the deep fryer or microwave. Salads go from the package to plate, right?