The last time i golfed I only hit two good balls all day...and THAT was when I stepped on a rake in the sand trap.
You are better than me. You can believe this or not.
The only time I was ever on a golf course was when I was about 10. A friend and I had gotten a hold of a big fireworks rocket. We hopped the fence at the municipal course near us and sneaked into a sand trap. The idea was to launch the rocket high up over the fairway but after lighting the fuse the rocket fell over and went up the fairway at about 3 to 5 feet off the ground.
It set the fairway on fire. Luckily nobody was hurt when it blew up.
Two good balls? Were they still good after stepping on the rake...ouch!