I am a certified bone appraiser and would be happy to offer my services to the University. My appraisal fee is a very reasonable charge of ten cents per pound. I guarantee my work which is independently verified by Frederick F. Stone and Associates located in Bedrock, the county seat of Cobblestone County, Nevada.
Sorry kid, you ain’t got a chance. I’ve seen pictures and video of the kids that do the field work (for free, or at least part of their studies...)
WHOOT
(and then there are the ones who serve the trays of hors de hours at the soo soo things at the museum)
‘Course, maybe it’s just the person behind the camera/editor?