Posted on 01/02/2016 9:19:45 AM PST by Kaslin
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The New Pastor
An older preacher told the story of a young minister interviewing for his first pastorate. The Pulpit Committee had invited him to come over to their church for the interview. The committee chairman asked, “Son, do you know the Bible pretty good?”
The young minister said, “Yes, pretty good.” The chairman asked, “Which part do you know best?” He responded saying, “I know the New Testament best.” “Which part of the New Testament do you know best,” asked the chairman. The young minister said, “Several parts.” The chairman said, “Well, why don’t you tell us the story of the Prodigal Son.” The young man said, “Fine.”
“There was a man of the Pharisees name Nicodemus, who went down to Jericho by night and he fell upon stony ground and the thorns choked him half to death.
“The next morning Solomon and his wife, Gomorrah, came by, and carried him down to the ark for Moses to take care of. But, as he was going through the Eastern Gate into the Ark, he caught his hair in a limb and he hung there forty days and forty nights and he afterwards did hunger. And, the ravens came and fed him.
“The next day, the three wise men came and carried him down to the boat dock and he caught a ship to Ninevah. And when he got there he found Delilah sitting on the wall. He said, “Chunk her down, boys, chunk her down.” And, they said, “How many times shall we chunk her down, till seven time seven?” And he said, “Nay, but seventy times seven.” And they chucked her down four hundred and ninety times.
“And, she burst asunder in their midst. And they picked up twelve baskets of the leftovers. And, in the resurrection whose wife shall she be?”
The Committee chairman suddenly interrupted the young minister and said to the remainder of the committee, “Fellows, I think we ought to ask the church to call him as our minister.
He is awfully young, but he sure does know his Bible.”
Big deal. The democrats have been resurrecting tens of thousands every election day.
As you say...
Now what could possibly go wrong?
Only took four posts. That's good.
I am amazed to see how most people can't see beyond their particular time/space. Oh, you can inform them of the unintended consequences, but their eyes gloss over...
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Too late for Jeb!
Too many variables on what happens to a brain during and after a frozen state. One may have to expect some sort of lingering defect or damage. How might simple ‘frostbite’ of the brain’s left hemisphere be interpreted? I would think this could result in nerve damage if not nerve death. Permanent sensory disability. This brain is not likely to have enough viability to produce the same person it was on earth. There would be too much damage due to uneven thawing and regeneration of tissues or nerve centers.
The only practical reason to even consider this may be if all earthlings had to quickly abandon the planet, and resettle on the moon or elsewhere. The revived brains could help produce new stem cells for body parts.
I know it’s a rather ghoulish thought, but others have said the same thing.
How appropriate, just like Linda Stasi.
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Some evangelists and faith healers such as A.A. Allen have claimed this ability for a long time. Not sure, but didn’t Rev. Jim Jones also claim this?
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Same here.
The RATS have been doing that every election day.
Not since 1978
Amazing how he was able to control people. Harvey Milk was among the many San Francisco politicians supporting him, yet little was ever made of this.
Sorry, God says we are appointed once to die...
No do overs...
Serial Entrepreneur is really redundant IMHO. An entrepreneur creates new things, generates new ideas all the time. That kind of person doesn’t ever stop doing that.
Maybe, but they have to create a living being out of dust and breath, first. Using their own dust, that they created, of course.
Bet even they couldn’t resurect the Jeb in 2015.
If someone “comes back from the dead” they were not dead, since death is that state which is irreversible. Apparent death is reversible, and is what is meant when people talk about raising the dead.
More headline hype.
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