Cow dung patties selling like hot cakes online in India

AP ^ | Dec. 28, 2015 | NIRMALA GEORGE

[Mastador1]

My Daddy used to tell me that no matter what kind of crap someone was selling, there would always be someone to buy it! Now I see that it is literally true.

[PROCON]

You may be onto something.

Market them as free-range, antibiotic-free cow dung and the demand among American progressives would be huge for fuel in their hibachis.

[Sacajaweau]

I remember Afghans burning chips....I think along with a few poppies....

[OLDCU]

You wouldn’t be able to burn it.

[Covenantor]

Oh yeah! don’t forget green and sustainable, a slap in the face of Big Oil, oh, and don’t forget an endorsement by Native American Sham-ans for the ‘spiritual’ connection with great mother earth....ka-ching!

[ReformedBeckite]

There is some funny youtube video out there I saw a long time ago where it shows a guy trying to light a cow paddy, and the thing blows up on him. Apparently it had built up a pocket of gas with in it. Funny video, I wonder if someone on freerepublic could find it and post it.

[Blood of Tyrants]

You COULD burn it, you just wouldn’t be allowed to.

[FourPeas]

Ain’t technology great?

[ReformedBeckite]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZI1eeV88lQ

I found the link to funny youtube exploding cow paddy.

[choctaw man]

I always put a little salsa on my dung patties.

[PROCON]

Let's take a looky..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZI1eeV88lQ

Don't try this at home.

[ReformedBeckite]

Procon thanks for making that a link, didn’t know how to do that.

[dfwgator]

Killer took a step toward Patty
Said it’s time I gunned you down
But he slipped in somethin’ that was layin in the street
And was shot fore he hit the ground
Yes the killer slipped
And it cost him his life
And Patty said as she roared out of town
You gotta watch your step
When you know the chips are down

Yippee yay a Cow Patty
Yippee yay a Cow Patty
She rode in to town to find the man who killed her daddy
Yippee yay a Cow Patty

-Jim Stafford

[Kudsman]

#fecalmattermatters

[butlerweave]

Oh , I thought they were Vampires and they were eating them

[zzwhale]

kind of like riding along ocean parkway and smelling charcoal reminds me of VN

[BenLurkin]

[Flick Lives]

Some customers are asking for gift wrapping.

The next "Secret Santa" party at the office could get interesting.

[dsrtsage]

Imagine if they could break in to the hipster market in the US who will pay 30 bucks for 2 grams of kale, and 12 bucks for a PBR

[JimRed]

Gee! The settlers, while heading West, used buffalo chips (dung) to cook their food and stay warm.

Cowboys, too. A song half-remembered from my youth:

All day on the prairie in the saddle I ride
Not even a dog, boys, to trot by my side,
My fire I must kindle with the chips gathered 'round
And boil my own coffee without bein' ground.