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A true Darwin Award Winner.

He killed himself in an attempt to get condoms. Presumably to ensure he would not pass on his defective genes.

1 posted on 12/28/2015 12:15:41 PM PST by Responsibility2nd
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Ooops. Münster s/b Münster.
2 posted on 12/28/2015 12:17:10 PM PST by Responsibility2nd (With Great Freedom comes Great Responsibility)
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Crazy me, but I would have just paid for the condoms.


3 posted on 12/28/2015 12:17:49 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (There's a right to gay marriage in the Constitution but there is no right of an unborn baby to life.)
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Death by condom


4 posted on 12/28/2015 12:20:03 PM PST by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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It’s not a condom machine, it is a condom dispenser. And it dished out some woopa$$.


5 posted on 12/28/2015 12:20:27 PM PST by Zuben Elgenubi (NOPe to GOPe)
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“Halten mein beir...”


6 posted on 12/28/2015 12:20:37 PM PST by Hugin ("First thing--get yourself a firearm!" Sheriff Ed Galt, Last Man Standing.)
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My first though was, “why would you go through the trouble of assembling a bomb just to get condoms?” Then it occurred to me that he might be one of Germany’s recent “refugees,” and so had plenty of bombs on hand anyway.


7 posted on 12/28/2015 12:20:58 PM PST by Wyrd bið ful aræd (Don't Tread On Me)
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I wonder how much money was in that machine? More than it cost to make a bomb?


8 posted on 12/28/2015 12:21:22 PM PST by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11 HillaryForPrison2016)
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The shard of metal then struck him in the head, leaving him unconscious.

Must...resist...urge...

9 posted on 12/28/2015 12:23:25 PM PST by gov_bean_ counter (Trump to McCain - "Pass the strawberries".)
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Rubber hit the road?


10 posted on 12/28/2015 12:23:46 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
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Man dies after condom machine explosion

RUBBER ROBBER KILLED IN BLOW JOB

14 posted on 12/28/2015 12:27:17 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (He did the Munster Mash. . . .)
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I HATE it when that happens.


17 posted on 12/28/2015 12:33:48 PM PST by kinsman redeemer (The real enemy seeks to devour what is good.)
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I’m sure he’ll be in the top 3 for 2015 award winners...


18 posted on 12/28/2015 12:36:40 PM PST by G Larry (ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS impose SLAVE WAGES on LEGAL Immigrants.)
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A young man from central Germany died in tragic circumstances on Christmas Eve after blowing up a condom machine with a homemade bomb.

Doesn't sound tragic to me.

19 posted on 12/28/2015 12:38:05 PM PST by pgkdan (But as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.)
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This time, the condoms shot back.


20 posted on 12/28/2015 12:39:32 PM PST by IronJack
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I guess German engineering doesn’t extend to birth control.


21 posted on 12/28/2015 12:41:32 PM PST by righttackle44 (Take scalps. Leave the bodies as a warning.)
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Not a good year for Dumbkopf.


22 posted on 12/28/2015 12:43:07 PM PST by Rockpile (GOP legislators-----caviar eating surrender monkeys.)
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The Trojan Horse gave him a BLOW job.


23 posted on 12/28/2015 12:45:15 PM PST by Spunky
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How NOT to blow up a condom. DOH!


27 posted on 12/28/2015 12:55:23 PM PST by rktman (Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?!)
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How is this a tragedy? A criminal dies as a result of his own criminal act.


30 posted on 12/28/2015 1:01:19 PM PST by PAR35
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Now this, this is a true Darwin Award candidate. Not some damn fool walking off a cliff while staring at his smartphone.

You can get killed fooling around with home made explosive devices. Who knew?

31 posted on 12/28/2015 1:01:22 PM PST by Company Man (Proudly Fox free since well, you know)
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