To: mkjessup
And singers have been doing it for a long time.
Neil Diamond: Schlong sung blue, everybody’s known one
Jim Croce: I’ll have to say I love you in a schlong
Don McLean: A schlong, schlong time ago I can still remember how that music made me smile
Three Dog Night: Just an old fashioned love schlong
Elton John: And you can tell everybody this is your schlong
Barry Manilow: I write the schlongs that make the whole world sing
Edward Bear: It’s the last schlong I’ll ever write for you
Roberta Flack: Killing me softly with his schlong
11 posted on
12/23/2015 4:33:46 PM PST by
doug from upland
(Some of you keep telling yourself -- Romney would have been as bad or worse.)
To: doug from upland
BWHAHAHA!!!
Doug, you’re killin’ me!!
BRAVO.
12 posted on
12/23/2015 4:34:27 PM PST by
mkjessup
(What will stink more as it burns in Hell? Hillary Clinton, or that pantsuit of hers?)
To: doug from upland
14 posted on
12/23/2015 4:36:22 PM PST by
editor-surveyor
(Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
To: doug from upland
Actually, it's "Filling me softly with his schlong."
15 posted on
12/23/2015 4:37:06 PM PST by
Publius
("Who is John Galt?" by Billthedrill and Publius now available at Amazon.)
To: doug from upland
18 posted on
12/23/2015 4:41:50 PM PST by
2111USMC
(Aim Small Miss Small)
To: doug from upland
Dude! You forgot the most important schlong of all! Viking kitties will be very very mad!
Immigrant Schlong!!!
To: doug from upland
Frère Jacques,
Frère Jacques,
Dormez vous?
Dormez vous?
Sonnez les matines,
Sonnez les matines,
Din, dan, schlong!
Din, dan, schlong!
31 posted on
12/23/2015 5:03:16 PM PST by
Jeff Chandler
(I shot Schroedinger's cat with Chekhov's gun.)
To: doug from upland
Laughing so hard the tears are rolling. You really need to send those to SNL or Jimmy Kimmel
To: doug from upland
You were musically imprinted in the early ‘70s!
37 posted on
12/23/2015 5:16:08 PM PST by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics)
To: doug from upland
62 posted on
12/23/2015 8:32:58 PM PST by
stylecouncilor
("The future ain't what it used to be." Yogi Berra)
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