“Sorry. My poop doesn’t usually stink, and I was trying to find a can of Lysol. Fortunately, I realized Huma was in the next stall, and the smell wasn’t me. I warned her about Chipolte having problems with food poisoning, but she insisted on that Chicken burrito.”
Uhmmmm, Hillary, we hear you have a habit of leaving skid marks on your thong. Is this true?