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Hitler really did have just one ball: historian
thelocal.de ^ | Dec. 18, 2015

Posted on 12/18/2015 10:16:42 AM PST by PROCON

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To: EternalVigilance
And poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

we would plug in other peoples names for Goebbels...

during the 90s it was Bill Clinton.

21 posted on 12/18/2015 10:40:35 AM PST by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: PROCON

Well, apparently I have something in common with Hitler. It’s actually not all that uncommon. Makes for a great pick up line, and for the more squeamish, who shutter when I mention it, they just fall apart when I tell them it was the result of a horrible chainsaw accident.


22 posted on 12/18/2015 10:40:35 AM PST by dware (Free Survival & Prepper Ebooks: http://www.survivetherockies.com)
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To: dware
Makes for a great pick up line,

Please...I got to hear it...

23 posted on 12/18/2015 10:42:45 AM PST by PROCON (It's not islamophobia, it's islamonausea)
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To: PROCON
Please...I got to hear it...

Lol. It's really simple. "Ever see a dude with only one nut?" The good part is they usually say no, and then they ask to see it. LMAO!!! Crazy? Yes. But it works. I know.

24 posted on 12/18/2015 10:46:51 AM PST by dware (Free Survival & Prepper Ebooks: http://www.survivetherockies.com)
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To: jmaroneps37

And Rubio and McConnell and Bush and Christy and ...


25 posted on 12/18/2015 10:46:56 AM PST by Catmom (We're all gonna get the punishment only some of us deserve.)
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To: PROCON

Point of Information:

The Colonel Bogey March is the music made popular as the Theme from Bridge over the River Kwai.


26 posted on 12/18/2015 10:48:46 AM PST by Vermont Lt (I had student debt. It came from a bank. Not from the Govt.)
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To: PROCON
I was a kid when I had surgery...the docs told my ma I would have a 50/50 chance of ever having kids. That turned out false, as I ended up with 2 amazing kiddos. Feeling that one boy and one girl was enough, I went out and got snipped.

That was pretty hilarious, too. The doc comes in and explains the vasectomy procedure itself, goes over risks, etc. When he's finished, he asks if I have any questions, so I explain the whole situation, how it happened, and all that, and then, with nothing but stone cold seriousness, I look at him and said, "so, my question is, do I get half off the procedure?"

27 posted on 12/18/2015 10:51:30 AM PST by dware (Free Survival & Prepper Ebooks: http://www.survivetherockies.com)
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To: Vermont Lt

Thanks, I did not know that.


28 posted on 12/18/2015 10:54:59 AM PST by PROCON (It's not islamophobia, it's islamonausea)
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To: dware

:-)


29 posted on 12/18/2015 10:55:18 AM PST by PROCON (It's not islamophobia, it's islamonausea)
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To: OLDCU

No, she has two.


I am sure Huma or Donna Shalala could confirm.


30 posted on 12/18/2015 10:57:13 AM PST by boycott (--)
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To: PROCON

Okay...

Obama has got just one ball
Jarrett’s got two but very small
Biden can’t find his at all
But Michelle’s two swing from wall to wall


31 posted on 12/18/2015 11:03:05 AM PST by mbarker12474
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To: mbarker12474
Copyright that and send it to the Trump camp to use :-)

You might get rich.

32 posted on 12/18/2015 11:05:16 AM PST by PROCON (It's not islamophobia, it's islamonausea)
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To: PROCON

Here comes Adolf with his p3cker in his hand, he’s a one-ball man,
and he’s off to the rodeo-o-o...


33 posted on 12/18/2015 11:05:39 AM PST by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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To: PROCON

That’s one more than the US Congress has.


34 posted on 12/18/2015 11:12:29 AM PST by bgill (CDC site, "We still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
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To: Riley

Har, ya beat me to it!


35 posted on 12/18/2015 11:22:35 AM PST by W. (Make that rubble BOUNCE!)
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To: PROCON

I am sure Einstein found this very ironic.

http://www.ancestry.com/name-origin?surname=einstein


36 posted on 12/18/2015 11:26:35 AM PST by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
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To: dware
Well, apparently I have something in common with Hitler.

aka, Firing on one cylinder.

37 posted on 12/18/2015 11:40:31 AM PST by Last Dakotan
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To: Norm Lenhart

Ha ha!

I once heard that the lead singer of Crash Test Dummies has three. His voice would certainly back that up.


38 posted on 12/18/2015 11:52:24 AM PST by To Hell With Poverty (All freedom must be transported in bottles of 3 oz or less. - Freeper relictele)
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To: To Hell With Poverty

Crash test dummies come with as few or as many as specified in the p.o., right?


39 posted on 12/18/2015 12:06:45 PM PST by The_Media_never_lie (The Bush family needs to just go away. The Clinton family needs just to go to prison.)
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To: Vermont Lt

There were a few variations. Here’s one:


Comet, it makes your mouth turn green

Comet, it tastes like gasoline

Comet, it makes you vomit

So get your Comet, and vomit, today


40 posted on 12/18/2015 12:15:51 PM PST by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt)
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