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I know this is essentially an advertisement, but I still think it's clever and entertaining. Plus the snooty libs will be annoyed.
1 posted on 12/15/2015 4:34:34 PM PST by ChildOfThe60s
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To: ChildOfThe60s

The French are glad to die for love.
They delight in fighting duels;
But I prefer a man who lives
And gives expensive jewels.

A kiss on the hand
May be quite continental,
But diamonds are a girl’s best friend.

A kiss may be grand,
But it won’t pay the rental
On your humble flat
Or help you at the automat.

Men grow cold
As girls grow old,
And we all lose our charms in the end.

But square-cut or pear-shaped,
These rocks don’t lose their shape.
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.

Tiffany’s!
Cartier!
Black Starr!
Frost Gormham!

Talk to me Harry Winston;
Tell me all about it!


2 posted on 12/15/2015 4:39:16 PM PST by Jack Hammer
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3 posted on 12/15/2015 4:41:44 PM PST by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s, you weren't really there....)
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To: ChildOfThe60s

Thought it was going to be about scope rings when I clicked on it.
Girls need scope rings too.


5 posted on 12/15/2015 4:57:52 PM PST by glasseye
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To: ChildOfThe60s

ok. Just tweeted this site to Jase Robertson. Member the ep where he lost his wedding ring and said he wasn’t really a ring kind of guy...

bet he’d like these :)


7 posted on 12/15/2015 5:27:55 PM PST by Beowulf9
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To: ChildOfThe60s

It’s better than no ring! ;-D


8 posted on 12/15/2015 5:31:18 PM PST by Lopeover (2016 Election is about allegiance to the United States)
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To: ChildOfThe60s

Diamonds go with everything. Rubies and emeralds are Christmas colors. So sparkly.


12 posted on 12/15/2015 6:16:22 PM PST by Conservative4Ever (Dear Santa....I can explain!!)
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To: ChildOfThe60s

I was raised on a farm. Jewelry is a dangerous hazard when doing any sort of farm work. So I dont wear or even own that much of it.


17 posted on 12/15/2015 10:23:33 PM PST by GraceG (Protect the Border from Illegal Aliens, Don't Protect Illegal Alien Boarders...)
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