[woofie]

Some patrons thought the stabbing was a performance art presentation. Others believed the police tape cordoning off an area of the convention center was part of an art installation.

[woofie]

Maybe ISIS related artwork?

[IronJack]

Woman 1: "I say Renoir wuz da main dawg French Impressionist, and if you don't like it, you can kiss my derriere."

Woman 2: "Renoir? That ol' foo' not fit to clean Matisse's palette."

Woman 1: "Doanchoo go dissin' mah man Renny, biotch, or I cut you up bad."

Woman 2: "Oh, iss ON, naw! Come get some, you neo-Impressionist cow!"

[exit82]

In the right place, an X-acto knife is a deadly weapon.