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Doe a deer, a transgender deer?
1 posted on 12/03/2015 7:23:51 PM PST by Citizen Zed
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To: Citizen Zed
Chas Doe-no.
2 posted on 12/03/2015 7:24:37 PM PST by KarlInOhio (CNBC = Clowns Neutered By Cruz)
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To: Citizen Zed

He got himself a girl with a really nice rack!


3 posted on 12/03/2015 7:24:40 PM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Nothing is sometimes the right thing to do, and always a wise thing to say.)
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To: Citizen Zed
Did he have to have a separate field dressing room for it?
5 posted on 12/03/2015 7:26:32 PM PST by jimpick
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To: Citizen Zed

Her name is Caitlin, dear.


6 posted on 12/03/2015 7:27:17 PM PST by mkmensinger
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Too bad we can’t cull our herd. We need it! /s


8 posted on 12/03/2015 7:29:11 PM PST by WKTimpco
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To: Citizen Zed

The real question is; did he have doe tags?


9 posted on 12/03/2015 7:30:34 PM PST by umgud
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To: Citizen Zed

The key phrase is “with a massive rack,” LOL.


11 posted on 12/03/2015 7:34:05 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: Citizen Zed

Gonna have to explain this to the lgbt apparatchiks.


12 posted on 12/03/2015 7:38:28 PM PST by lurk
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To: Citizen Zed
transmogrified...

13 posted on 12/03/2015 7:42:11 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - Luke, 22:36)
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To: Citizen Zed
NICE RACK


15 posted on 12/03/2015 7:47:32 PM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: Citizen Zed

It happens, I remember gutting what we thought was a decent sized “buck” with my dad and we found a set of ovaries


17 posted on 12/03/2015 7:52:35 PM PST by Rameumptom (Gen X= they killed 1 in 4 of us)
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To: Citizen Zed

Mount the head and tell no one.


18 posted on 12/03/2015 7:55:08 PM PST by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: Citizen Zed

Last year our nephew killed a steer deer on our place. He was a male with no testicles. He had a rack but his horns were soft and sort of furry.


20 posted on 12/03/2015 7:59:26 PM PST by Ditter (God Bless Texas!)
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To: Citizen Zed

21 posted on 12/03/2015 8:03:47 PM PST by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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To: Citizen Zed

The Bruce Jenner jokes write themselves.


24 posted on 12/03/2015 8:18:33 PM PST by rdl6989
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To: Slings and Arrows

Nice rack PING


26 posted on 12/03/2015 8:50:04 PM PST by a fool in paradise (The goal of Socialism is Communism. Marx and Lenin were in agreement on this.)
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To: Citizen Zed

OK, I scanned the thread and didn’the
see it so here goes.................

TRANSGENDEER.

There, somebody had to do it.


28 posted on 12/03/2015 9:19:33 PM PST by Sivad (Juan Corona would vote for Democrats)
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To: Citizen Zed

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As long as his girlfriend doesn’t grow a large moustache, he’ll be ok.


29 posted on 12/03/2015 9:27:44 PM PST by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: Citizen Zed

A transgender deer can wreck your car just as effectively as a straight buck.

The more deer people kill, the better I like it.


34 posted on 12/04/2015 4:30:39 AM PST by Fresh Wind (Falcon 105)
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