[ProtectOurFreedom]

If I structured my day around not scaring the cat, we’d die of starvation within a month. Everything freaks him out, especially shopping bags. I’m on crutches after foot surgery a couple days ago. As soon as I pick up a crutch, he becomes a cucumber-cat with eyes the size of golf balls and takes off in sheer terror. Sorry, animal kooks. I’m the boss and the cat better get used to it — one of these years.

[NativeSon]

If I structured my day around not scaring the cat, ... My Sister had a great cat that hated balloons, hated them to the point that was hysterical and that no one would intentionally bring a balloon in the house.

She found that cat as a stray and I recall, had it for 15 years

[gov_bean_ counter]

Our cat hates plastic shopping bags if we are holding them, but likes rattling them at three o’freaking clock in the morning...