Couple arrested after calling 911 to report people, opossums in their refrigerator

WIS TV ^ | 9 November 2015 | Dal Kalsi

[aomagrat]

A man and woman were arrested Sunday morning after repeatedly calling 911 to report seeing people and opossums jumping out of their refrigerator and microwave at a house on Prince Street, according to investigative reports.

Deputies said Brandon Terry and Casey Fowler gave them a mailbox number that didn’t exist, but deputies were able to track down the concerned couple at a home a few blocks away.

Deputies immediately asked if the couple had taken any drugs.

[aomagrat]

They also have bats in their belfry.

[Autonomous User]

Tweekers.

[henbane]

[jazusamo]

Deputies immediately asked if the couple had taken any drugs.

Well yes, they said. We've been taking aspirin because we ran out of thorazine.

[certrtwngnut]

I see a communist in the White House. I have never done drugs and am not hallucinating.

[Uncle Miltie]

Or this guy:

[KeyLargo]

I've been stocking up my shelter for the Apocalypse.

[DiogenesLamp]

Weed.... or worse.

[AceMineral]

Coon fat gravy? Wowser.

[immadashell]

Everybody knows opossums don’t jump. They just kind of meander.

[dfwgator]

Deputies immediately asked if the couple had taken any drugs.

Oh that's just so prejudicial, just because they see opossums in their fridge, they just automatically assume they're on drugs.