[KSCITYBOY]

Only Muzzies need apply.

[Politicalkiddo]

Apparently, I’m too short. Otherwise I would be game.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

I nominate Pelosi, Reid, Obama, and Hitlery for the one way mission to Mars.

[Forgotten Amendments]

Risk your life for an ossified, PC, bureaucracy. And when you get blown up flying elementary school science projects into space to study the effect of climate change on the mating habits of moths, a President will be able to use your death for a really good speech!

[FourtySeven]

Sure I’ll apply. Just let me get a few more parts together for this “clock” I’m building, I’d like to take it with me on the next mission. Yeah it’s a clock, yeah, that’s it...did I mention I’m a Muslim?

[rawcatslyentist]

I thought NASA was too busy "respecting" a religion to have anything to do with space anymore!

Hussein should be impeached for what he did to NASA alone!

[tumblindice]

Islamic public relations astronauts with advanced degrees in African-American Astrophysical & Mathematical studies?
But we don’t gots any rocket ships, does we?

And the Rooskies is mad at us ... man, another Obama conundrum.

[CodeToad]

Far too high a risk of death. NASA is run by unqualified “managers”; people without any qualifications except a management degree as “manager” is now a career field and not just a job title.

[wattsgnu]

I decided I’m going to build my own rocket and not wait for NASA.

[Phlap]

Who wouldn't? After riding that Roman Candle off this berg, to be on the outside looking in has got to be the best part of being an astronaut.

[Cementjungle]

Black Muslim transgenders go straight to the head of the line.

[SampleMan]

Shouldn’t we get a space program before we get astronauts?