[twister881]

If Morgan had lived 10,000 years ago, he would have been run out of the clan and stoned to death.

[Vermont Lt]

My only “favorite John Kerry” quote:

...speaking of Gary Bauer’s fall off the stage at a pancake breakfast, “If he were alive 10,000 years ago he would have been breakfast for some large animal.”

[Enterprise]

Kirkwood: What a dullard. If Piers had lived 10,000 years ago, he would have been angry at the people telling stories around the fire.

Twister: If Morgan had lived 10,000 years ago, he would have been run out of the clan and stoned to death.

Enterprise: If Morgan had lived 10,000 years ago he would have been "what's on the menu for dinner tonight?"

[NorthMountain]

If Morgan had lived 10,000 years ago, he would have been run out of the clan and stoned to death.

Someone like Morgan is the reason "tar and feathers" was invented ...