Want a Ginsu--getcha a$$ cut!
Want a Louisville Slugger? A claw hammer? Let some sucka wail on you a while with one of those!
Steel toed boots (don' care if the job requires it), we're gonna kick the poo right outa you!
You want to keep your hands? Let someone take you to Knuckle City!
A scarf? A piece of Rope? a Belt? Take a really deep breath and hold it!
Oh yeah!
Another great idea from another liberal policy genius with one brain cell to rub together.
I think that all Liberals should have CDI Ignition systems attached to their computer keyboards and engaged when writing opinion pieces.