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Panic strikes school after student says ‘gum’
EAGnews.org ^ | October 14, 2015 | Kyle Olson

Posted on 10/15/2015 3:43:23 AM PDT by metmom

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To: metmom
"Looks like 'gub' to me."
21 posted on 10/15/2015 5:03:00 AM PDT by Paine in the Neck (Socialism consumes EVERYTHING)
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To: metmom

High capacity magazine

22 posted on 10/15/2015 5:03:44 AM PDT by Flick Lives (One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast. -- Heinlein)
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To: metmom

When I was in high school, chewing gum was bad and I had a gun in my car. Today, guns are bad, and gum is okay..


23 posted on 10/15/2015 5:21:36 AM PDT by ExCTCitizen (I'm ExCTCitizen and I approve this reply. If it does offend Libs, I'm NOT sorry...)
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To: metmom

In victim culture, a person cultivates their sense of weakness and fragility, actively retarding the process of growing up. We are becoming a nation of children. Dependent and afraid of life.


24 posted on 10/15/2015 5:26:59 AM PDT by all the best
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To: metmom

I hope nobody decides to rifle through the files.


25 posted on 10/15/2015 5:30:30 AM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: metmom

This is the kind of situation that really makes nobama’s day.


26 posted on 10/15/2015 6:10:17 AM PDT by upchuck (Academics think capitalism is corrupt because that's how academia is. h/t Glen Reynolds)
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To: wally_bert

Hedley Lamar got upset at gum chewing.


good one


27 posted on 10/15/2015 6:12:45 AM PDT by samtheman (2014: Voters elect Repubs to congress... 2015: Repubs defund NOTHING... 2016: Trump/(Cruz or Palin))
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To: metmom

IBTGUB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UHOgkDbVqc


28 posted on 10/15/2015 6:25:46 AM PDT by golux
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To: metmom
Sounds like a new sign is in order around schools and movie theaters...


29 posted on 10/15/2015 6:42:14 AM PDT by C210N (When people fear government there is tyranny; when government fears people there is libertye)
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To: metmom

Back in the dark ages of 1960s the worst thing that could happen to you in school was be caught CHEWING GUM!
One teacher had a cigar box full of confiscated chewed gum. One piece barely had teeth marks on it when she confiscated it.

Second worst thing was to be caught with a SQUIRT GUN!


30 posted on 10/15/2015 7:45:29 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: Delta 21

That looks like a large capacity pack - assault gum.


31 posted on 10/15/2015 8:47:00 AM PDT by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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Could have been worse, Pez assault guns with high capacity candy "clips".


32 posted on 10/15/2015 8:52:21 AM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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That looks frightening. If I saw that, I might have to retreat to a safe room to suck my thumb,
drink hot cocoa, and play with Play-doh and coloring books until I got over the panic attack.


33 posted on 10/15/2015 11:34:47 AM PDT by Pollster1 ("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
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To: Pollster1
Wah...Wah...Wah...I need cuddle puddle!


34 posted on 10/15/2015 11:41:39 AM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: metmom

So the football team must have fun avoiding the ‘shotgun’ and ‘pistol’ formations.


35 posted on 10/15/2015 1:39:23 PM PDT by Idaho_Cowboy (Ride for the Brand. Joshua 24:15)
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