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Man Knocked Out by Hot Sauce in Fight Over Graham Crackers
NBC Miami ^ | Oct 10, 2015

Posted on 10/10/2015 7:39:14 PM PDT by nickcarraway

Police say a man threw a hot sauce bottle and knocked his victim unconscious in a fight over graham crackers.

Riveria Beach police say Shawn Deandre Thomas was eating graham crackers this week at a church that provides meals for the homeless. Authorities said Thomas became upset when someone asked for his crackers so he picked up a bottle of hot sauce and allegedly threw it at the man's head, knocking him unconscious.

According to a police report, Thomas also punched another man in the throat when he tried to intervene. Thomas is charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and battery.

The Palm Beach Post reports the 40-year-old and a 57-year-old victims were taken to a hospital but their conditions were not known.


TOPICS: Food; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: assault; battery; crime; dang; dindunuffin; fight; florida; floriduh; grahamcrackers; homeless; hotsauce; miami
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1 posted on 10/10/2015 7:39:14 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

Yet another genius misunderstood by white supremacists.


2 posted on 10/10/2015 7:41:37 PM PDT by JimSEA
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To: nickcarraway

Idiocy on parade, there is no cure for this.


3 posted on 10/10/2015 7:43:18 PM PDT by Fungi
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To: nickcarraway

That’s a headline you don’t see very often.


4 posted on 10/10/2015 7:44:38 PM PDT by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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To: nickcarraway; al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...

The perp is homeless, you say? I wonder how that happened.

DANG!


5 posted on 10/10/2015 7:46:34 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Democrats and GOP-e: a difference of degree, not philosophy)
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To: nickcarraway

The graham cracker was invented to quell sexual urges. Invented by Sylvester Graham in 1829, the cracker was intended to prevent masturbation by those who ate them. Graham was also an advocate of vegetarianism.


6 posted on 10/10/2015 7:47:05 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (A businessman gets things done with own money. A politician takes money and gets nothing done.)
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7 posted on 10/10/2015 7:48:12 PM PDT by Carriage Hill (The cheese slid off my cracker, a long time ago.)
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To: SamAdams76

If they worked, they would be in MREs.


8 posted on 10/10/2015 7:52:40 PM PDT by Bill Russell
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To: nickcarraway

My next food fight may include items in their original containers.


9 posted on 10/10/2015 7:58:22 PM PDT by Libloather (Embrace the suck)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

COONT FINE HIS WAY HOME?

I’d be willing to bet that that photograph shows him at his very best!!


10 posted on 10/10/2015 8:07:49 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
perhaps.....the vote for me package from hillary.....arrived ?




11 posted on 10/10/2015 8:08:48 PM PDT by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><>)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Hold my beer and watch this napl


12 posted on 10/10/2015 8:17:53 PM PDT by Clay Moore (Keep JRandomFreeper in you prayers)
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To: nickcarraway

Justified.


13 posted on 10/10/2015 8:24:59 PM PDT by windcliff
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To: nickcarraway

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Why are so many Mensa charter members ending up homeless?


14 posted on 10/10/2015 8:28:50 PM PDT by editor-surveyor (Freepers: Not as smart as I'd hoped they'd be)
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To: SamAdams76
"The graham cracker was invented to quell sexual urges. Invented by Sylvester Graham in 1829, the cracker was intended to prevent masturbation by those who ate them."

I guess we were a bunch of Horny Toads in Kindergarten because graham crackers is what they always fed us before nap time.

15 posted on 10/10/2015 8:46:32 PM PDT by Spunky
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To: JennysCool

Click on the Floriduh keyword and you’ll probably see headlines just as odd.


16 posted on 10/10/2015 8:49:06 PM PDT by Moonman62 (The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
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To: nickcarraway

Forget it, Jake.

It’s Riviera Beach.


17 posted on 10/10/2015 8:51:47 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Moonman62; JennysCool

Here’s one:

Fight over gumbo spices leads to fatal stabbing in Florida
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3306246/posts


18 posted on 10/10/2015 8:53:17 PM PDT by Moonman62 (The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
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To: nickcarraway

That guy’s brain is pickled in alcohol.


19 posted on 10/10/2015 8:56:58 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: nickcarraway

Yep, it’s Florida.


20 posted on 10/10/2015 8:58:47 PM PDT by dfwgator
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