Thursday night I do believe the Stoolers chances of keeping Crab City's Black Byrds winless has gone to the dogs-- Mike Vick's dogs--
Regular Sunday action finds them Jersey Jets losing the Battle of London to the Dolly Phins
If Allegra's Texicans had a franchise quarterback they might give Atlanta's Ditry Byrds a game, but they don't--
The Jersey Jints travel north to get their hind ends kicked by King Rex's Buffalo Chips--
Seven, your Waiders get a win over Da Bears as Impy looks on helplessly--
I want to pick my Old Dallas Texans over TCU North but Andy's Boys have the hot hand, so I don't--
The Colts get the Jacksonville Bye this week--
Cam runs rough and right over Jameis' Bucking Ears--
While I wish both of these sumbitches would lose, the Iggles get a win over the Deadskins--
The Bolts get a win over the Brownstains. Sorry Johnny--
Arid Zona stay unbeaten over the Ewes--
Old Manny Heavy gets the job done over the Viqueens--
The 69ers host big's Packer Wackers and Aaron Boy keeps on winning--
Gadzooks, talk about conflict... of interest-- the cold-hearted gambler in me wants to pick the Ain'ts Sunday night but the homer in me wants to pick my Boys--
However, after a visit with Jerry... I'm picking my Boys to win even with that red-headed stepchild under center--
Monday Night Feetball has the Loinchops at the Seahag's nest. It will be a bloodbath with all the blood testing out to be pork flavored--
The 1st 2015 'Caitlyn Jenner' NFL Lesbian, Gay, Transgender & Byesexual Rest Camp has Allegra's Old Earlers and big Pattycheaters in residence.
Okay, all y'all... get your picks in--
I don’t think wake up for 6:30am pst for that game
I think I pick your precious Cowpokes over Rapists ERR I mean Steelers
I think my Raiders beat over Da Bears they sucks LOL!
Forgetaboutit getting for that 6:30am pst game LOL!
“Cam runs rough and right over Jameis’ Bucking Ears—”
Yep, and Jared Allen gives Mr. Winston a big “howdy”, and “welcome” to the NFL!
Go Panthers!!