Come on man.
Plan B was EAT THE CHICKEN IF STARVING.
Plan C was GET THE HELL ACROSS THE ROAD (to your car) IF NOT.
And it all worked out great for you!
I would have had a plan, had I not been 21 years old and dumb as a boot.
And I would have executed the plan had it not been for certain, uh, recreational substances that I don’t believe we really need to get into.