Posted on 09/29/2015 6:01:33 AM PDT by Gamecock
No stewardess in a benjo box is worth that kind of money, or any money, except, perhaps to men who get perverse pleasure in being able to say they did that thing.
Or who have a shit ton of money and actually carry that kind of cash.
Not business class (while the seats are very nice, the occupants don't have 2K just waiting to be spent on a quickie), and definitely not cattle class (erm, economy class/coach).
The only option is first class, which would have amazing toilets, the hottest flight attendants, and people who don't see 2K as much.
How inviting is doing that in an airplane pissoir? Would you do it for free, even? The whole idea is ludicrous.
Is that $2,000 of vacation cash in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?
I see what you did there.
Did you see post 17?
The article says she was deported. Many of these airlines get their hostesses from the British Isles. They like English-speaking eye candy...
I’m surprised they don’t offer special goat service too.
Mea culpa, not before I posted. Even the business class heads on British Airways aren’t anything like that. Then try one of the first class heads on a United 737 on a domestic flight. That level of relative “poverty” is my frame of reference.
Emirates and Thai Airlines - far and away.
For middle eastern airlines, definitely Emirates. Otherwise Singapore Airlines does pretty nicely in discriminating as well. Actually, alot of the Asian airlines have very positive discrimination policies for business and first class.
Furthermore it was probably on the A380 where they have private suites. This would make it quite easy actually. If they have $30,000 for a ticket, they sure have $2,000 cash for nookie.
I flew EVA Royal Laurel class last year, they didn’t have anything as opulent as above, but their lavatory was about 2.5 times as large as a US first class head. But still, that is just nasty.
Which one gets the double?
“I’m surprised they don’t offer special goat service too.”
You were on the wrong flight.
From the picture it looks like it comes with a built in BJ seat...
I once took a psychological test for a job and one of the questions asked if at any time did I wish I was a member of the opposite sex (in this case woman). So, being a smart ass I answered “yes”.
So afterwards I had to be interviewed by the Shrink and he went over the results of my test, which was normal, but he asked me why I answered that question with a “yes”
I told him because if I was a woman I would be sitting on a million dollars. The shrink did not have a sense of humor...
Maybe I should have answered $2 million dollars...
$2,000 x 500 passengers. A whole planeload!
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