1 posted on
09/23/2015 11:45:28 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
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To: BenLurkin
I’d like to bump my microbial cloud into her microbial cloud and see if we can start a storm.
2 posted on
09/23/2015 11:49:24 AM PDT by
DannyTN
To: BenLurkin
Oh wow, there is a scientific basis for individual “a$$-funk”.
CC
3 posted on
09/23/2015 11:50:17 AM PDT by
Celtic Conservative
(Sufficient unto the day are the troubles therof)
To: BenLurkin
5 posted on
09/23/2015 11:51:54 AM PDT by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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To: BenLurkin
Is that what Pig Pen in Peanuts had?
7 posted on
09/23/2015 11:52:30 AM PDT by
CrazyIvan
(I lost my phased plasma rifle in a tragic hovercraft accident.)
To: BenLurkin
He said the size of someone's cloud was still untested
Hey! You! Get off of my cloud.
10 posted on
09/23/2015 11:53:22 AM PDT by
oh8eleven
(RVN '67-'68)
To: BenLurkin
Everyone has a unique cloud. I no longer have passwords or have to log on with a thumbprint.
I enter the room and am immediately logged in.
(except for this morning, danged Baked Beans!)
12 posted on
09/23/2015 11:55:04 AM PDT by
TexasTransplant
(Idiocracy used to just be a Movie... Live every day as your last...one day you will be right)
To: BenLurkin
And some folks’ microbial clouds are bigger and more powerful than others’!
14 posted on
09/23/2015 11:55:53 AM PDT by
jpl
("You cannot defeat an enemy you do not admit exists." - Lt. General Michael Flynn)
To: BenLurkin
Not me!
My “microbial cloud” has been neutralized by copious ingestion of distilled ethanol products.
15 posted on
09/23/2015 11:55:55 AM PDT by
Cletus.D.Yokel
(BREAKING: Boy Scouts of America Changes Corporate Identity to "Scouting for Boys in America")
To: BenLurkin
I cleanse the cloud every evening with martini’s. :-)
16 posted on
09/23/2015 11:57:34 AM PDT by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
To: BenLurkin
...we need to understand that we're not sterile... Anyone with an IQ higher than that of an imbecile already understands this.
18 posted on
09/23/2015 11:57:58 AM PDT by
WayneS
(Yeah, it's probably sarcasm...)
To: BenLurkin
Some people’s clouds are larger than others.Like smell ‘em across the room large.
27 posted on
09/23/2015 12:07:31 PM PDT by
Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
To: BenLurkin
I hereby declare the space occupied by my microbial cloud to be a sovereign nation.
Anyone attempting to illegally immigrate into the borders of my cloud without a visa will be subject to assault by my microbial air force. You’ve been warned!
To: BenLurkin
hey ... you
get offa my cloud
30 posted on
09/23/2015 12:28:32 PM PDT by
zzwhale
To: BenLurkin
sounds like a microbial aggression.
31 posted on
09/23/2015 12:35:09 PM PDT by
mykroar
("Never believe anything until it has been officially denied." - Otto von Bismarck)
To: BenLurkin
“He said the size of someone’s cloud was still untested, but was likely to be a few feet.”
Hmmm. Turns out one’s aura is real after all, but instead of being all pretty like, it’s simply nasty.
32 posted on
09/23/2015 12:35:29 PM PDT by
catnipman
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: BenLurkin
I’m sure there’s a global warming joke in this somewhere.
34 posted on
09/23/2015 12:37:38 PM PDT by
catnipman
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: BenLurkin
I wonder if it would be possible to scan an area with a laser or a microwave beam from a distance and look for the unique diffraction pattern of an individual based on their unique “microbiological cloud”.
35 posted on
09/23/2015 12:37:46 PM PDT by
PUGACHEV
To: BenLurkin
Ahhhhh, so Howard Hughes was right then...where’d I put those tissue boxes...?
36 posted on
09/23/2015 12:40:37 PM PDT by
TalBlack
(Evil doesn't have a day job...)
To: BenLurkin
Everyone has a 'microbial cloud' How many gigabytes can I upload to it?
38 posted on
09/23/2015 1:22:12 PM PDT by
moovova
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