I didn’t read them all but this guy won’t be writing anytime soon for late night comedy. No, wait. This is the exact low brow humor they are searching for.
True, the piece certainly has failed to reach the lofty, higher-echelon humor standard that Free Republic has set ("Guilty, not guilty" and "I'd hit it!") but the dig at far-left UC-Berkeley is on target:
Its reputation as a hippie incubator for kids taking independent studies while sitting in redwoods protesting the capitalistic expansion of their favorite vegan burrito spot is only 70% true.