Was that written in the 90s? References to Bobby Knight at Indiana University and Dave Matthews concerts.
The comments about the University of Colorado are from the current century:
A fantastically beautiful school on basically a mountain-based movie set. Too bad it’s mostly made up of wealthy white kids from the East and West Coasts who love to listen to Yonder Mountain String Band and use phrases like “pow pow” and “der der” and are seriously bummed that Colorado legalized weed because they had this crazy plan to...wait for it...sell weed. They’re still coming up with alternative plans.