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1 posted on 09/18/2015 3:49:34 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

He is lucky all she bit off was her finger.


2 posted on 09/18/2015 3:50:20 PM PDT by Vermont Lt
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To: nickcarraway

“Fairly routine”. I guess that’s why they love opera.


3 posted on 09/18/2015 3:50:59 PM PDT by ozzymandus
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To: nickcarraway

That article is racist— What is the point in mentioning the woman was Italian.. haha


4 posted on 09/18/2015 3:52:18 PM PDT by freespirit2012
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Surprised she didn’t bite off the husbands instrument of deceit.


6 posted on 09/18/2015 3:53:18 PM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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She must have really, really sharp teeth.


7 posted on 09/18/2015 3:53:46 PM PDT by apocalypto
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To: Slings and Arrows

Napl?


8 posted on 09/18/2015 3:54:36 PM PDT by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: nickcarraway

One of the all time great fights happened in Italy, at the open casket service of a man on the second floor of a funeral home. All went well in the crowded room until the funeral director asked for the man’s wife to come to the podium and say a few words.

Twelve women stood up.

Shortly thereafter the funeral director was punched in the nose, the coffin was shoved out the second story window, and the brawl made it to the street where it took dozens of police officers to break it up.


9 posted on 09/18/2015 3:54:40 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("Don't compare me to the almighty, compare me to the alternative." -Obama, 09-24-11)
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To: nickcarraway

The preciousssss she wants it!

10 posted on 09/18/2015 3:57:25 PM PDT by Boogieman
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To: Slings and Arrows

Never say, “Bite me,” to a woman in Napoli...


11 posted on 09/18/2015 3:58:47 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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12 posted on 09/18/2015 4:00:07 PM PDT by Gamecock (Many Atheists: "There is no God and I hate Him!")
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To: nickcarraway

The only reason a doctor would say he couldn’t re-attach such a simple amputation is .... it tasted good.


15 posted on 09/18/2015 4:10:27 PM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof ... but they're true.)
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To: nickcarraway

She needed to call Lorana B for proper guidance


16 posted on 09/18/2015 4:26:25 PM PDT by CGASMIA68
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DANG!


20 posted on 09/18/2015 9:22:05 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Democrats and GOP-e: a difference of degree, not philosophy)
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To: nickcarraway; Slings and Arrows; Charles Henrickson; SunkenCiv
There's a C&W song an opera in here somewhere.

"The Mangler of Seville"?

"Casanova's Homecoming"?

22 posted on 09/19/2015 3:54:30 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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