[Hugin]

Alcohol, a credit card and late night shopping channels are a bad combination.

[DUMBGRUNT]

Perhaps she aspired to be a Ginsu salesperson.

[Boogieman]

Yeah, but those knife shows make some funny viewing late at night, mainly as a “how NOT to handle knives” tutorial:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7FBrmpaMAU

[21twelve]

I have to admit I almost called on one of those knife show ads. But then I snapped to. “Okay, at $6 a knife that’s a good deal. But what will I do with 36 of them!?”