1 posted on
09/15/2015 10:46:44 AM PDT by
windcliff
To: windcliff
2 posted on
09/15/2015 10:48:28 AM PDT by
DannyTN
To: windcliff
When Brisket Is Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Brisket!
(Consider me an Outlaw! Yum!)
3 posted on
09/15/2015 10:51:09 AM PDT by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
To: windcliff
4 posted on
09/15/2015 10:51:19 AM PDT by
Vaquero
( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: windcliff
Wasting good brisket in a food fight ought to be a capital offense. Stab at each other with grill forks instead.
5 posted on
09/15/2015 10:51:32 AM PDT by
Nervous Tick
(There is no "allah" but satan, and mohammed was his demon-possessed tool.)
To: windcliff
Damn. When pigs fly duck.
6 posted on
09/15/2015 10:51:57 AM PDT by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(It's a shame enobama truly doesn't care about any of this. Our country, our future, he doesn't care)
To: windcliff
Some people take their brisket very seriously!
7 posted on
09/15/2015 10:52:46 AM PDT by
Gamecock
(Many Atheists: "There is no God and I hate Him!")
To: windcliff
First they came for the brisket, and I did not speak out
Because I was not a brisket lover.
Then they came for the BBQ chicken, and I did not speak out
Because I didn’t like BBQ chicken.
Then they came for the babyback ribs, and I did not speak out
this really isn’t going anywhere
8 posted on
09/15/2015 10:53:14 AM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: windcliff
Comments after the article are hilarious!
To: windcliff
she was beat by the meat
something wrong there
10 posted on
09/15/2015 10:57:56 AM PDT by
silverleaf
(Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
To: windcliff
18 posted on
09/15/2015 11:10:02 AM PDT by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: windcliff
Toss your salad and throw your rolls, but NEVER your brisket.
22 posted on
09/15/2015 11:37:50 AM PDT by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: windcliff
A flying brisket once hit my sister. Left a hugh bump on her head. I’m series!
23 posted on
09/15/2015 11:43:36 AM PDT by
MomwithHope
(Please support efforts in your state for an Article 5 convention.)
To: windcliff
The brisket allegedly was thrown by barbecue pit master Mike Owings, 42, of Cunningham after tempers flared between Owings and another barbecue pit master over the sharing of a cooker. How it started:
250! ...no 300 !! ...Idiot! ...Moron! ...Thud
25 posted on
09/15/2015 11:47:49 AM PDT by
TexasCajun
(#BlackViolenceMatters)
To: windcliff
...told police she was hit in the right shoulder...So it was actually a shoulder roast.
...temperature was estimated to be 200 to 250 degrees.
See, her head is also an instant-read thermometer, with not only split-ends, but burnt-ends.
To: windcliff
But was the brisket saved?
27 posted on
09/15/2015 12:14:27 PM PDT by
bgill
( CDC site, "we still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
To: windcliff
I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay...
I cook all night and I throw all day...
32 posted on
09/15/2015 12:55:26 PM PDT by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: windcliff
Waste of a good brisket. Were there no chairs available?
33 posted on
09/15/2015 3:25:12 PM PDT by
KosmicKitty
(Liberals claim to want to hear other views, but then are shocked to discover there are other views)
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