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1 posted on 09/15/2015 10:46:44 AM PDT by windcliff
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Those pigs!!


2 posted on 09/15/2015 10:48:28 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: windcliff

When Brisket Is Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Brisket!

(Consider me an Outlaw! Yum!)


3 posted on 09/15/2015 10:51:09 AM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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4 posted on 09/15/2015 10:51:19 AM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: windcliff

Wasting good brisket in a food fight ought to be a capital offense. Stab at each other with grill forks instead.


5 posted on 09/15/2015 10:51:32 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (There is no "allah" but satan, and mohammed was his demon-possessed tool.)
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To: windcliff

Damn. When pigs fly duck.


6 posted on 09/15/2015 10:51:57 AM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (It's a shame enobama truly doesn't care about any of this. Our country, our future, he doesn't care)
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To: windcliff

Some people take their brisket very seriously!


7 posted on 09/15/2015 10:52:46 AM PDT by Gamecock (Many Atheists: "There is no God and I hate Him!")
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First they came for the brisket, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a brisket lover.
Then they came for the BBQ chicken, and I did not speak out—
Because I didn’t like BBQ chicken.
Then they came for the babyback ribs, and I did not speak out—

this really isn’t going anywhere


8 posted on 09/15/2015 10:53:14 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: windcliff

Comments after the article are hilarious!


9 posted on 09/15/2015 10:56:18 AM PDT by ButThreeLeftsDo (Search Works!)
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To: windcliff

she was beat by the meat

something wrong there


10 posted on 09/15/2015 10:57:56 AM PDT by silverleaf (Age takes a toll: Please have exact change)
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To: windcliff

Yum...


18 posted on 09/15/2015 11:10:02 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: windcliff
Toss your salad and throw your rolls, but NEVER your brisket.


22 posted on 09/15/2015 11:37:50 AM PDT by smokingfrog ( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
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A flying brisket once hit my sister. Left a hugh bump on her head. I’m series!


23 posted on 09/15/2015 11:43:36 AM PDT by MomwithHope (Please support efforts in your state for an Article 5 convention.)
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The brisket allegedly was thrown by barbecue pit master Mike Owings, 42, of Cunningham after tempers flared between Owings and another barbecue pit master over the sharing of a cooker.

How it started:

250! ...no 300 !! ...Idiot! ...Moron! ...Thud

25 posted on 09/15/2015 11:47:49 AM PDT by TexasCajun (#BlackViolenceMatters)
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...told police she was hit in the right shoulder...

So it was actually a shoulder roast.

...temperature was estimated to be 200 to 250 degrees.

See, her head is also an instant-read thermometer, with not only split-ends, but burnt-ends.

26 posted on 09/15/2015 11:58:04 AM PDT by RckyRaCoCo
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But was the brisket saved?


27 posted on 09/15/2015 12:14:27 PM PDT by bgill ( CDC site, "we still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
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I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay...
I cook all night and I throw all day...
32 posted on 09/15/2015 12:55:26 PM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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Waste of a good brisket. Were there no chairs available?


33 posted on 09/15/2015 3:25:12 PM PDT by KosmicKitty (Liberals claim to want to hear other views, but then are shocked to discover there are other views)
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