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To: BenLurkin

Can it be programmed to make sandwiches?


9 posted on 09/14/2015 5:23:36 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: Farmer Dean

Maybe. But I want to see all the feminists that don’t have a man but do have stock in Duracell start the campaign to ban them. This chick seems to be the first shot of that revolution.


11 posted on 09/14/2015 5:26:25 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart ("The road is long...and I must poop." - Volarian Lionheart/Hero of the people)
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To: Farmer Dean
Can it be programmed to make sandwiches?

Yup, the ingredients are deposited in the mouth and the finished product is extruded from between the cheeks. Be very care you are running the correct program at the correct time.

21 posted on 09/14/2015 5:30:59 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: Farmer Dean

If it has a beer tap and turns into a pizza at ten (I’m getting old, used to be midnight) than it’s perfect!


27 posted on 09/14/2015 5:37:46 PM PDT by Travis T. OJustice (I miss my dad.)
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To: Farmer Dean

Make sandwiches, heck, what about floors & windows!


81 posted on 09/14/2015 10:04:46 PM PDT by zerosix (Native Sunflower)
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